WITH YO' SWEET HONEY BUNS

like, “Oh, yeah, I’ll just take my broad, vague understanding of history, and kind-of ability to dissect what some dead writer maybe could have meant when they wrote some shit a hundred years ago and save a life with it, or like, design something that will do things that actually have a use. Yeah, I’ll just do that. Too easy. Thanks humanities!”

I have no life skills

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

(via aislina)

I think I dislike VCE far more this year despite being at uni than when I was actually doing it last year.

wwiao:

as the famous Canadian professor Avril Lavigne-stein once said, and I quote, “why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?”

for realsies.

Srs.