May 2013
23 posts
Time Saving Tip
Save time applying lipstick before work by simply binge drinking red wine the night before and refusing to wash your face. You never have to reapply, and can proudly display the fruits of your pathetic existence to the world
Things Jon Snow Knows
mumblebrows:
1. Nothing 2. Oral 3. Windmills
April 2013
55 posts
australiansanta:
i like how in america a ‘goon’ is a fool but in australia it’s a refreshing morning drink to start the day
cultural variances are so cute
2 tags
About to do a class presentation on structural adjustment policies and their effect on lesser developed countries and right now I’m just wishing someone would structurally adjust my life instead
Don’t worry guys it’s all okay it’s just that my whole life is just a metaphor for projectile vomiting no biggie
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
