I'm holding out for March 12
New season of Dance Academy, what what?
Mum says sleep with a damp towel on top of you. Me, I say go out and get...– A text I received after complaining to my father about the heat of the apartment last night.
achromophobe replied to your post: This one time For April fools, can you please dress yourself up as a Zambian man and ring on the door bell for your sister to answer? :O This is fantastic. I will try.
This one time
When I was twelve and my sister was fourteen, a man selling wooden elephants came up to us on a bridge in Zambia and asked her to marry him. She said no and hid behind my mum, who he then told that he would come looking for Amy in Australia when she was eighteen and he was twenty four and that if he found her his prize would be marrying her and that was that. He never turned up.
My favourite cousins are coming to visit
Because they are students I rarely see them. In fact, the main reason they visit is for a funeral, because it’s worth the expense. I feel terribly guilty over being so happy, when their grandmother has just died.
Chika chika yeah
I am now officially volunteering at LMFF woo
I like doing promo work because hey the pay is...
But then there’s always the infinite (and often rude) rejection from people who you are overly polite to in the first place. And then there’s the fact that you go through more promotional items than your teammate because you’re a girl in a morph suit. And then there’s the winks and the innuendo and the creepy guy who stops you, not to take anything or listen to your spiel,...
thecathair: COMMUNITY IS BACK MARCH 15TH EVERYONE PRAISE YOUR RELEVANT GODS/DEITIES/CELEBRITY CRUSHES. Praise be to Ryan Gosling. Praise the lords(Donald Glover and the straight version of Francisco who in my mind just wishes to find and love me)
I paid money to swim in a sea of sweat
With bad music and not overly cheap drinks. It was like the MHS social had grown wings and got +1000 grossness and attacked every living thing that entered it with the sudden desire to flee whilst simultaneously give it a chance because hey we are tolerant people. Ew.
Stages of Hungover
dont-look-now: Stage 1: Get that food away from me the sight of it will make me vomit on your face. Stage 2: Get that food closer to me I want to eat it all, all of it I say.
If I ever own a race horse I am going to call...
And watch all the punters on race day yelling his/her name Go Camelpoo, go go
Anonymous asked: cute house you inspected today ;) ya gimp!
This is one of those times where I get why people...
Not for validation or none of that shit, just for the lols of how my sunburn makes my boob tanline more hilarious, and the shape it has burnt on my legs makes me look a bit diseased. I just want to share this humour with the world.
thedaywedied: jordanrock: tofujesus: vegangirls: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. Jeez. ...
I just want to do hoodrat shit with my friends.– Sylvia Plath (via choctop)
Seems to be prompting a lot of people to lament some lack of romance in their lives. I don’t get it, isn’t it just nice being yourself, by yourself sometimes? Too many people are acting like they can’t live easily without having someone else to help define them. Eh, maybe it’s just that some of my friends can be whiny.