June 2012
56 posts
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No part of me wants to get up
I could just lie in bed with my Sims family all day because they love me (not really, but if it weren’t for me they’d all wet their pants and catch on fire and run around going aboolabodabeebadob and then where would they be?)
I think I could express everything I've ever felt...
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Everybody who watches Girls needs to go watch...
And everybody who does not watch Girls needs to go and watch the entire season immediately or else be struck down by the celestial powers of the television realm.
mycroft:
i pledge allegiance
to the band
of mr. shneebly
and will not fight him for creative control
and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band
girlby:
every time im in the shower im so tempted to just stand there forever until i shrivel up into nothing and go down the drain along with all my hopes and dreams
Texts From Scarlett O'Hara →
ur making fun of me this is exactly why ur not received
Watchpeachical:
menthola:
dawhlia:
termin4l:
OH MY GOD THE LAST GUY
is this andy milanokis?!?!
omfg crying at the last guy
ahahahahahaha omg the last guy omg
chekhov:
Those were my business Crocs mother
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Do you guys remember when The Veronicas were a...
No?
“You don’t have to be pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your...”
– Erin (from A Dress A Day)
The Frenemy.: How To Live On A Budget →
thefrenemy:
SOME HELPFUL TIPS INCLUDE
Don’t get an air conditioner, just hang out your window and have the neighborhood children chuck ice cubes at your face
Instead of getting HBO which costs maybe a million dollars a month, try to find the episode online but worry the cops will come and shoot you for…
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Eeeeh, Soph and I just curled up on the couch and...
which was full of some dumb and some annoying but also a huge amount of cute and it has made me just want to spend a million and one hours with Sam and maybe that makes me a dumb teenage girl but you know what so be it.
Also JLaw was in it and boy she a babe.
“… pursue what drives you. If you love what you do, you’re going to work hard...”
– Cenk Uygur talks politics with TPM | TPMDC
Great, very personable interview with Cenk, the host / lead anchor of The Young Turks on Current TV.
(via nedhepburn)
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Yum yum san choi bao for dinner
It’s like an asian lettuce taco, the second best kind of taco!
buttcamp:
have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
“Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat....”
– Dylan Moran (via periferie)
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