Being here makes me feel like I don’t actually live in the city. Like I still...– Christina Ricci
Anonymous asked: So I've never used anon before and I feel kinda creepy. I'm also worried the I won't do this properly and you'll know who it is, but anywho. I'm glad you posted that link to your other blog because I've missed your writing. I don't exactly know why but I feel some kind of connection to it. It's nice to have you back
colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table
This is a new thing I am doing where I will maybe occasionally post things about things, what’s on there at the moment is something I’ve posted here before but isn’t really suited to my blog, and another something I’ve had in my drafts for a while and have had the same issue with. It’ll mostly be travel stories (not lame), and just general thoughts and shit. I know...
mynamekyle: boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
So many films, (so many free passes thanks to ye olde volunteering) and so little time. What are other people wanting to see? And is this a futile question to ask at 1.13AM when you’re all too asleep to reply?
fallopiantubesocks: are australians real? the truth is no one knows
Ned Hepburn: How to deal with a breakup. →
nedhepburn: Overreact. Threaten low-level violence (not on her though, duh) knowing full well that the only thing you have been able to hit correctly during the entirety of the relationship was a) dat ass and b) a spider, once. Delete her from every social media outlet. Block her on Twitter for “spam”…
shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
I should be in Spanish right now.
I don’t even know how to say that in Spanish, that’s how much I should be in Spanish right now.
hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted
I conquered the world. No big.
just got a text, out of the blue, from a family friend i haven’t seen in six months, inviting me to go with him to his friend’s place and play risk and mario kart. yes please and thank you my friday night is complete
I reported on a serious news story (about George... →
nedhepburn: You may enjoy it. *you will enjoy it.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...– Matt Groening, Life In Hell
Met a friend for coffee and a bird shit on my head
My hair is cursing me right now for ever leaving my bed on the first place