This is a list of possible titles for my memoirs:

- Misanthropy and Me
- Misanthropy and Meat: A Burger Lover’s Tale
- Total Isolation and Gin
- I Can’t Remember Why I Left The Womb
- What Is A Friend And How Do I Get One?
- Early Stages of Alcoholism: A Case Study
- Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
- I Just Have A Lot of Feelings
- Socialising Is The Surest Way To An Untimely Death
- Taxes, Life, and Other Things I Don’t Understand

I hope this has been of some help.